Dec 30, 2010


The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.
Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

When you are trying to open up a carton of milk and it is so difficult that you either shred it or have to resort to the "illegal" side
"Oh man, you sure lactomangulated that carton of milk!"

Dec 29, 2010


I pretty much always Photoshop all the pictures I post here. Some people don't really understand what Photoshop can do, so I thought I'd show you.
You might be wondering why I would Photoshop a regular picture. You may understand why I would Photoshop a photo of, say, a person. After all, Photoshop can remove pimples, whiten teeth, fix stray hairs etc. 
Or a dark photo. You can really brighten it up in Photoshop.
But what about a picture of trees that looks good already? Can it be improved?
See for yourself.
This is a picture straight off the camera. It's pretty. But wait til you scroll down and see the Photoshopped version!


This is the same picture, but with a little tweaking, the colors just pop! And comparing the two, I think the first one seems really flat.

You learn something every day. ;)

Dec 28, 2010

The Christmas Story

Hey everyone!
I just watched this video three times in a row, and it just got better each time! It's such a happy version of the Christmas story!
Watch it here.

Dec 27, 2010

Air Plants Galore!

Some of you may know my love (obsession) for plants. And some of you may know that one of my favorite plants is this baby:

It's a Tillandsia air plant! I've had this one for about six months or so ... possibly. Something like that. Anyway, what's so cool about these plants is that they don't live in the dirt! They get most of their moisture and nutrients right through the air (!).
(Btw, this plant is getting ready to flower! I can tell because the center has been growing taller and wobbly, and I can tell it's forming a bud!)
All I have to do to care for it, is run it under water once or twice a week. I often forget, but it doesn't really care. It's not picky at all! The only other thing it needs is a little bit of sun. Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

So anyway, this Christmas I was SUPER excited when I opened a box and found, not one, but FIVE new air plants!!! :D
I'll show 'em to you.

This one looks more purple in person, which I think is really cool. :)

This one is cute! It's smaller and curlier, and its actually kinda grey colored, with a little green at the base.

I'm very excited about this next one. Because it's flowering!!
Isn't it pretty? And for those of you who are curious, no the flower doesn't smell like anything. But it makes up for that with coolness. :)

I think this one is probably my favorite. Just because it's so unlike any of the others I have! And you all know how much I love different. Plus it's the smallest. And I love little things.

 And this is the last one, and the biggest. It really reminds me of Florida, and palm trees and spiky bushes and good stuff like that. :)

I noticed something very interesting about that last one. When I looked really close, I found what looks like baby air plants! (Btw, I found out that baby air plants are called pups! :)
Super macro shot:
 I'm not really sure if they are pups, but I'm definitely going to keep an eye on them! I took two off (pictured below), but I left one of them on, seeing as it might do better living on its mother plant. I'm so excited to see if they are pups and if they grow or not! :)

 Just to show how small they are:

 Oh, and of course, I had to find a super pretty display for all my new treasures! Here tis:

Closer up:

I really don't know a lot about air plants, but I'm very interested in them. I think I may do a report on them for school ... that's one advantage to being homeschooled, sometimes you get to pick what you want to study! :)
If I find out anything super cool, I'll try to write about it here. And I will probably keep you posted on the pups, and on my old plant's coming flower.

So, what was your favorite Christmas present?

P.S. Click here to visit the shop where Mom bought these. The lady who runs the shop is super nice and easy to work with. And all my plants are so healthy and beautiful! I think her prices are very reasonable too.  Maybe you should get a plant or two? :)

A Turned Christmas

Most of you probably know that my brother is seriously into turning wood on his lathe.
This Christmas he made me an amazing present using that lathe! Two bowls!

OK, so there is more to it than that. :)
Put the bowls together and you get a box shaped like an acorn!!

Did that just blow your mind, or what??
My bro is so talented. :)

Dec 25, 2010

The String Thing

One of our family Christmas traditions is called The String Thing. I know, catchy name, right?
Every Christmas morning (except that one Christmas when "Santa" got out of bed too late ...), the kids wake up to find that a giant spider has invaded the house!!
OK, so not really. But there's yarn strung everywhere, and it does look kinda like a giant spider web ... kinda.

Yarn is wrapped around everything.
Piano leg:

Da poochie kept tripping over the yarn, and she kinda got stuck a couple times... we actually had to rescue her on occasion. :)

So what happens now, you might wonder.
We get one end of the yarn and wrap it into a ball as we follow the yarn, of course!

And at the end of the yarn, a family gift awaits. :)

But it's not *quite* as easy as that. Dad, the official yarn wrapper, ALWAYS adds a twist.
So this year, we were coming up to the freezer. The yarn went in, but didn't come out ... or so it appeared.
Just then Dad said, "Well sorry, but this year it's a little lame. I didn't have enough time to do better." Or something to that effect.
Yeah right.
So we opened the freezer, and yup, the yarn went out through a concealed exit. And then it went around the basement, all concealed behind rugs and stuff. And THEN. The yarn went through a tiny hole, which happened to lead upstairs into the garage. Uh-huh.
Now if we had followed the proper String Thing rules, we would have had to unroll the ENTIRE ball of yarn, pull it through the tiny hole and roll it up again.
But Dad had mercy.
He told us just to go to the garage and follow the string from there.
And we found our gift. Yay! We each got a bag of candy. To ourselves. Mmmmm. :)

Oh, and that might have been the end of this blog post, but just as I was writing that, it struck me how it's a little like the Christmas story.
How the Magi had to follow the star.
 And how at the end they found such a precious gift.

I hope you all have had an amazingly wonderful Christmas!
Btw, let me know if you have any crazy or fun family traditions! Please?

Merry Christmas everyone!!

Dec 21, 2010

Ridiculous Elssa

My sister's dog is ridiculous.
Today I walked into the computer room to find ...
poochie chillin' on the desk chair.

Dec 19, 2010

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Last week we went to see The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. I loved it! Of course, there were a few things I would've done differently, but it's like that with pretty much any movie. Over all it was really great!! I just got so ridiculously happy at the beginning, when Lucy and Edmund got back into Narnia and saw Caspian again. *Happy sigh* I do so love Narnia!
And I really hope lots of people go to see this movie. I kind of think of it as telling Hollywood that we want more good Christian movies. And I think the more people that go to see this movie, the more Hollywood will get the message.
Anyway, in honor of the movie, I drew a picture of Aslan in my art journal! I took some pics as I went along, so you can see the progress. :)
Btw, it's done in color pencil, in case you were wondering.

 The finished picture:

And a closeup:

Dec 18, 2010

The Tale of the Tiny Christmas Tree

You know Christmas is sneaking up on you when it's in one week and you don't have a Christmas tree!
Fortunately we have one now, but we didn't three days ago! o_O

 So we were driving up to Lowes to buy a tree on Thursday night. Laughingly I asked if anyone thought Lowes would be sold out of trees.
Little did I know ...
We walked into the tree section. And. There were TWO. Christmas. Trees. Left. They were OK ... from the waist up. But below that? The branches were bare. The needles departed. *Grin*
So we turned to the tiny tree section. Tiny, as in not even shoulder high on me. Mmmm-hmmmmm ...
It was so pitiful and ridiculous and hilarious! I just started laughing, as my bro picked up the tree with one [ONE] hand and ran [RAN] out to the van. Hehe!
This thing strikes me as quite hilarious. I mean, just look at the pitiful, adorable thing! That's me (and Elssa) standing next to it, and it makes me look like a giant. :) And yes, I'm standing RIGHT next to it, not closer to the camera. :)

Merry Week Before Christmas everyone!!

Dec 15, 2010

Wally World Shopper

Yesterday in Walmart I saw lady with short gray hair. And she was quite the character! Especially her outift.

--- Purple ear muffs

--- Black leather jacket

--- Gray plaid shorts. Ummmm? Shorts? In, ummm winter? In THIS state??? o_O

--- Knee high socks with Christmas trees on them

--- Tennis shoes

This lady was a very brisk shopper. She seemed very in control, doing the power walk up and down isles. And such a character demanded her own personal page in my journal! I rather approve of ridiculosity.

So ummmm ... does anyone else find it creepy that I journaled about a complete stranger? No? *Whew* Good!

Dec 7, 2010


Wait. What's this? TWO posts in one day??
"Oh my goodness gracious, Inna, what is up with that?!"
"Oh my goodness gracious, blog reader, I just happened to have two blog worthy things today! So deal with it!"


*Ahem* I just finished knitting a new pair of mittens! And now I'm going to work on a hat. And the hat will be an amazing lemongrass color that looks stunning with the plummy purple. 
And if you don't believe me, you'll just have to hope I post a picture of my finished hat and mittens together!
They'll look great with my new black winter coat. (Which I got for $5 dollars. *Happy sigh* I do so love the Salvation Army)
[Edit: Never did make the hat. Oops. :P]

A frosty morning ...

Dec 6, 2010


I've been working on a time line of the reformation for school this week, and I had a lot of fun with the calligraphy and art! Wanna see it? 
OK. :)

Note: yes, the time line goes on waaaay farther to the right. :-/

                                                                             Closer up:

Just writing two words and decorating it took close to an hour. I can't imagine copying the whole Bible!